Embark on a festive journey with our Grinchmas Afternoon Tea Bus Tour, back
by popular demand in London this Christmas season!
The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season. Now please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
Running for a limited time, this experience unfolds on our classic Routemaster buses, and we highly recommend securing your seat early.
The Grinchmas Afternoon Tea Bus Tour provides a delightful sightseeing experience, showcasing some of the best views of Central London. This bus tour passes renowned landmarks, including Big Ben, The Houses of Parliament, Westminster Abbey, Hyde Park, Nelson’s Column, Downing Street, Green Park, Piccadilly Circus, and numerous other iconic sites.
Plus, you can experience the enchanting Regent Street Christmas Lights during our 17:30 Grinchmas Bus Tour, transforming your afternoon tea bus excursion into a dazzling spectacle from early November to early January.
Enjoy a delicious array of Grinch-inspired treats as part of our Afternoon Tea Menu. Indulge in festive pastries and delightful finger sandwiches as you revel in the holiday spirit. We also have a range of additional menus to cater for all requirements and preferences including Traditional, Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, and Gluten-free. Check out the Grinch Afternoon Tea Menu below.
Enhancing the charm of this distinctive adventure, a lively onboard entertainer will delight you with a blend of Grinch-themed pranks and amusement. This engaging entertainment ensures laughter and a hint of Grinchiness, elevating the overall enjoyment of your journey.
Don't let the Grinch steal your chance to create cherished memories during this magical journey through London! We highly recommend you BOOK NOW to guarantee your seat and avoid any disappointment.
‘Here for the Roast Beast’
Turkey & Cheese Sandwich ‘Cuddly as a Cactus’
Cream Cheese & Cucumber Sandwich
WHO-Smoked Salmon & Cream Cheese Pretzel Max’s Favourite Savoury Avocado Choux ‘Feeling Grinchy’ Spinach Quiche
Sweet Treats
‘I Hate Xmas’ Chocolate Cupcake Mean Green Coconut Macaron Cindy-Lou Raspberry & Cream Cheese Tart
Mount Crumpet Coconut Snowball Truffle Grinchy Butterscotch Choux Puff GREEN is the new plain Scone with Clotted Cream & Jam
Drink options included in our Grinch Afternoon Tea
Water
Coffee & Hot Chocolate Americano | Cappuccino | Latte Macchiato | Hot Chocolate
CASTELNAU BRUT Half Bottle £28 | Bottle £48 LOUIS ROEDERER ROSE Half Bottle £65 CASTELNAU ROSE Bottle £55 CASTELNAU BLANC DE BLANC Bottle £85 LIMITED COLLECTION LOUIS ROEDERER Bottle £95 VINTAGE ROSE LOUIS ROEDERER Bottle £95 CRISTAL LOUIS ROEDERER Bottle £350
Grinch Afternoon Tea Bus Dietary Options & Allergens
For those with allergies or intolerances, we also offer vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free afternoon tea alternatives. Our Grinch Afternoon Tea is Halal. Our gluten-free menu may contain traces. Our vegan and gluten free teas are £3 extra. Please specify requirements upon reservation. Unfortunately, we are unable to cater for: nut-free, peanut-free, combination of dairy & gluten-free, combination of vegan & gluten-free and Coeliacs.
All allergies must be emailed and confirmed by management at info@b-bakery.com. Thank you for your understanding.
Vegetarian Grinch Afternoon Tea Menu
Savoury Treats
‘Here for the not-so Roast Beast’ Cheese Sandwich ‘Cuddly as a Cactus’ Cream Cheese & Cucumber Sandwich WHO-Mozzarella & Tomato Pretzel Max’s Favourite Savoury Avocado Choux ‘Feeling Grinchy’ Spinach Quiche
Sweet Treats
Mean Green Coconut Macaron Cindy-Lou Raspberry & Cream Cheese Tart Mount Crumpet Coconut Snowball Truffle Grinchy Butterscotch Choux Puff GREEN is the new plain Scone with Clotted Cream & Jam
Vegan Grinch Afternoon Tea Menu
Savoury Treats
‘Here for the Roast Beast’ Vegan Pastrami Mini Bun ‘Cuddly as a Cactus’ Vegan Cream Cheese & Cucumber Sandwich WHO Vegan Quiche Max’s Favourite Red Pepper & Hummus Sandwich ‘Feeling Grinchy’ Vegan Ham & Cheese Sandwich
Sweet Treats
‘I Hate Xmas’ Carrot Cake Slice Mini ‘Mt. Crumpit’ Coconut Panna Cotta ‘Sweet as Cindy-Lou Who’ Raspberry & Cream Cheese Tart ‘Frozen Heart’ Chocolate Macaron GREEN is the new plain Scone with vegan Spreads & Jam
Gluten Free Grinch Afternoon Tea Menu
Savoury Treats
‘Here for the Roast Beast’ Chicken, Tomato & Salad Ciabatta ‘Cuddly as a Cactus’ Cucumber & Beetroot Hummus Triangle WHO-Smoked Salmon, Cream Cheese & Cucumber Triangle Max’s Favourite Red Pepper & Hummus Triangle ‘Feeling Grinchy’ Turkey Ham & Cheese Triangle
Sweet Treats
‘I Hate Xmas’ Carrot Cake Slice Mini ‘Mt. Crumpit’ Coconut Panna Cotta ‘Sweet as Cindy-Lou Who’ Raspberry & Cream Cheese Tart ‘Frozen Heart’ Coconut Macaron 'Grinchy' Gluten free Scone with Clotted Cream & Jam
The Grinch Afternoon Tea Bus Tour Route
The Grinchmas Bus Tour departs from Victoria Coach Station. Click here to learn more about the departure point. Due to the length of the tour and having no toilets on board the bus, our Grinchmas Sightseeing Tours are best suited, and enjoyed, by children of 5 years and over.
Then the Whos, young and old, would sit down to a feast. And they’d feast! And they’d feast! And they’d FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
They would feast on afternoon tea, on board a bus-beast, Which was something the Grinch couldn’t stand in the least!
A GRINCHY GOOD TIME!
My husband and I took the Grinch Afternoon Tea with Christmas lights tour. We had such a fun time! The bus looked really cool with green fuzzy seats and lights. There was a nice selection of savory and sweet treats. I liked the cute travel cup they gave you. You even got to take home a box with anything you hadn't finished. It was nice to see lights while sitting. We had already walked all over looking at lights, so this was a real treat. Kyle, Emily and Paris were pleasant and helpful.
Me and my boyfriend loved this tour! It’s filled with good vibes, fun and good music! We had some traffic during the tour but still managed to see the touristic points! The food is delicious and in the end we got to keep our the grinch cups!! The team was amazing, special thanks to Catherine, Michaels and Fabio ( I hope I got the names right). Totally recommend doing this 🥰
We did the Grinchmas Tea Bus Tour. It was fantastic and exceeded our every expectation. The atmosphere is very fun and of course Grinch themed. The table was already set up upon our arrival and the food had something for everyone. We are from the US and did not know what to expect food wise and we were pleasantly surprised with the quality and amount. Basically you get one of each per person to try. The sweets were our fave part. You can have tea,coffee or hot chocolate with free refills. Our 6 year old daughter loved it and well so did we! Eric was the grand maestro on the bus with fun facts and made it a point to stop and chat either every table. I would definitely recommend!!!!
My family and I went on the grinch afternoon tea, we had such a wonderful, memorable afternoon. The staff were amazing and so attentative where nothing was too much trouble. They made this experience a really magical one. So lovely we now have treasured memories to remember and lovely to have a grinch travel mug as a memento. The pastries and food were really delicious, everything green it looked stunning.
Fantastic experience on the Grinch bus! I experienced this with two friends of mine and we had a great time. Antonella, Svet and JP were incredible! Lovely views of London on a classic bus—but Grinch themed! Fully recommended :)
No, the bus is only permitted to pick up/drop off passengers at our designated locations.
Are there seatbelts for the children?
No, we operate a 1960’s classic Routemaster bus, which was not fitted with seatbelts. We are not required to install seatbelts for health and safety. Please be advised that no standing or walking is permitted during the tour. Parents are responsible for assessing whether their children are capable of remaining seated on parents' laps or on their own for the duration of the tour. Parents are also responsible for keeping their children seated during the tour.
Which Christmas lights will we see on this tour?
On our Grinch Afternoon Tea Bus Tour, you’ll enjoy a mischievously festive journey through the heart of London, taking in some of the capital’s most iconic Christmas lights and landmarks. This route passes by the world-famous Regent Street and Oxford Street lights, along with the glowing Trafalgar Square tree, the sparkling London Eye, the Ritz and the dazzling decorations of Hamleys, Liberty and Harrods, including their magical Christmas windows.
It’s a truly unique way to see the city sparkle – all while staying cosy and warm inside our vintage Routemaster bus. You’ll tuck into a Grinch-themed afternoon tea, soak up plenty of festive cheer (with a little cheeky Grinchy mischief thrown in), and enjoy the perfect mix of London sightseeing and seasonal fun.
Whichever you choose, you’ll discover the magic of London’s Christmas lights in comfort, with delicious treats and festive entertainment to make the experience unforgettable.
PLEASE NOTE: There is an entertainer & guide onboard the Grinchmas Bus Tour and friendly servers to answer any questions! Sadly, the Grinch will not make an appearance. Images may not depict the current menu.